My truth bombs. Learnt the hard way.
This is me. Gettin’ real.
- Early morning is my time to shine. Give me 4am, laptop, pencil, paper. On fire.
- I need to be asleep by 11pm to have any hope of seeing 4am.
- If I don’t sleep by 11pm, I’ll sail into my second wind of the day. Makes getting any sleep challenging.
- Honesty is the best policy but sometimes you lose friends because of it. Bec, Viv, Cal…I hope you’re doing ok. The list is long.
- Honesty is the best policy but sometimes it rewards you in very f*cked up ways.

These ones took longer to learn.
- I incorrectly labelled myself as scientifically incompetent for 20 odd years. Enrolled in science degree to prove myself wrong. Going well.
- Holy sh*t. It’s 1128pm. Sleep! Work harder on number two.
- I need to meditate. Everyday. Sometimes it looks very similar to sleeping.
- Piling all your hair on top of your head doesn’t make you taller. It gives you a headache. Now at peace with stumpiness.
- I’ve tried to go vego four times. Four epic failures. Accept you have crazy low iron levels. Now eat consciously obtained meat instead.


